Cranky Mailroom

Anyone who sends me anything had better be prepared to have it published and mailed to all their friends.

So..... I got one of the few opportinuties to use this hellish infernal machine and what do I find............ an other useless webpage being used up on the "bookmarks" area. And what do I see...... my "but ugly fat cousin that has no right to complain like he does all the goddamed time!". I haven't seen you since Christmass and you are still a whiney bastard! ; )

Smarten' up and quit yer whinen! You chose to live in Ox-fart and that's yer own goddamed problem. If you hate blueberries, you could move to a better town that's not run by a corperate bastard! And if you are worried about getting grey and going bald, then you can join the F@#%in club!

I am drunk and this is Steve! The KING of negativity!

Cheers buddy!

P.S. Don't even think about getting mad about this E-mail. And you're not ugly!

I underlined all of his spelling mistakes just to piss him off. The fact that he got drunk and missed the whole point to the website just makes it funnier.